Friday, February 27, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Get provoked!

Since our last post has a fucked up ugly picture and many people will be visiting tonight I thought I posted something more appealing to the eye...
Maybe some of you had a bad Valentine's day... You'll see there's worse.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Impaled Northern Moonforest



Since it is obvious that I have taken some time off the productive part of feeding this blog lately, I decided to bridge the gap until the top list of last year appears with something that will be completely useless to about 99.9% of you listeners.
It is actually musically completely useless to anyone.
No one can like this. (except certain people living on spanish islands who are hopefully reading this post)
But believe me, if you can't laugh about this stuff, you are dead.

So, I guess you are all aware of Black Metal.
Yes, evil scandinavians living in the woods eating raw meat and painting their faces when they go out on the stage with their battleaxes and create noise that sounds just like a dying pig being hit repeatedly on a frying pan. They don't worship Satan because that's wimpy. The vikings would have called them Thor and occasionally churches spontaneously combust when a Black Metal band is in town.

A lot of people have made fun of that.
A lot of people failed.

So here I present to you the best attempt I could encounter in the long history of the struggle against bad music that we have taken upon us.
It is black metal, for real. It's completely insane. It has the brilliantly poser-evil titles, the ridiculous attempt at a cover, EVERYTHING.

And it's acoustic.