It is actually musically completely useless to anyone.
No one can like this. (except certain people living on spanish islands who are hopefully reading this post)
But believe me, if you can't laugh about this stuff, you are dead.
So, I guess you are all aware of Black Metal.
Yes, evil scandinavians living in the woods eating raw meat and painting their faces when they go out on the stage with their battleaxes and create noise that sounds just like a dying pig being hit repeatedly on a frying pan. They don't worship Satan because that's wimpy. The vikings would have called them Thor and occasionally churches spontaneously combust when a Black Metal band is in town.
A lot of people have made fun of that.
A lot of people failed.
So here I present to you the best attempt I could encounter in the long history of the struggle against bad music that we have taken upon us.
It is black metal, for real. It's completely insane. It has the brilliantly poser-evil titles, the ridiculous attempt at a cover, EVERYTHING.
And it's acoustic.
1 comment:
Sh*t dude, since when did I become "certain people"??? Well, me, myself and my alter ego have carefully read the post... will listen to it later on, while sacrificing a squirrel in a grand ceremony of pain, torture, blood and diet coke... Aaaarrrgggh!
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